How to Speak ‘Politician’

mic So you want to learn how to speak “Politician.” Terrific! First, you’ll have to unlearn traditional English, with its emphasis on making rational thoughts clear through words. Instead, obfuscate with half-truths — or better yet, quarter- and eighth-truths. Let’s get started! Continue reading How to Speak ‘Politician’

U.S. Grant on How to Repeal Obamacare

grantRepublicans bent on repealing Obamacare should take a hint from one of their neglected presidents, Ulysses S. Grant. Grant once declared, “I know no method to secure the repeal of bad or obnoxious laws so effective as their stringent execution.” Just so. Instead of trying to “defund” Obamacare, Republicans should—if not insist on its stringent execution. Continue reading U.S. Grant on How to Repeal Obamacare

A Speech For Sen. Ted Cruz

tedcThank you.  It is an honor to join you tonight.

First, a message for the media.  Yes, I am running.  I’m going to hit the hotel treadmill around 7 a.m. tomorrow.  Right after I watch Duck Dynasty. Continue reading A Speech For Sen. Ted Cruz

The FactCheck Election

Well, thank God that letting the public know when public figures are lying has not been completely abandoned — just outsourced. Continue reading The FactCheck Election

In 2012, Moderates Are the New Liberals

Somehow, the art and concept of compromise, a core value in the history of this nation; central to the adoption and approval of both the Declaration of Independence and our Constitution, is now considered unpatriotic. Continue reading In 2012, Moderates Are the New Liberals